A friend of mine is having a baby girl, so with some of the yarn that my Aunt Julie gave me, I am going to make a soft, pink, baby blanket. It's going to be a patchwork of squares made with five ribbed squares and 20 garter squares. I couldn't give it to her at the baby shower, but when the baby is born I'll hopefully have it done.
A different friend was digging through my purse (!) and stole one of my squares. She then traipsed around the room with it around her waist, singing, "loin-cloth loin-cloth loin-cloth!"
I couldn't think of anything to say so I just watched.